is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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