She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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