PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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