Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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