how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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