Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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