too bad you live with your parents still
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My vagina just recognized that song.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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