We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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