just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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