did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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