come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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