If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
