okay pat passed out under dana's car
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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