sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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