I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
its liver damage thursday
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