My hand turned me down
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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