I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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