normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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