Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Swine flu. Run for my life!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It was like getting head from an anaconda
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
