Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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