I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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