have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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