Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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