Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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