He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
i think my cat just said my name.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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