We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm really busy with my period
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