this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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