It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Please, let me fuck your mom
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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