oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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