He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Little spoons don't ask big questions
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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