tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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