Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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