don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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