I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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