I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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