We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
