I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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