i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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