ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm really busy with my period
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