Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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