I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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