He told me they were just razor bumps!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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