Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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