dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I have post one night stand depression
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
