I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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