Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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