I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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