before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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