Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
