My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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