It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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