Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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