direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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