It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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