How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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